Bored at work and I decided to rewrite Pink Floyd's The Wall, This is the first post in a series. It's not written well, but hopefully quickly:



So ya, Thought ya,
Might like to work in IT,
To play on computers and work with glee,
Tell me is something eluding you, young one?
Am I not what you expected to see?
If you want to find out how to Access these ports,
You'll just have to hack your way through this report!"

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The company loves their Data,
But hackers love it too,
And the Web may look profitable to you,
And the internet may be so too,
But Ohhhh ooooooh ooooh You know who?
 "If you should go surfing, on the internet of modern websites,
Dragging behind you, unpatched software of a million downloaded files"
Don't be surprised if ransomware encrypts, all of your data tonight,
You'll restore from backup, Or pay the ransom
With Management yelling at you,
While you fix the system.

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Investors have flown across the ocean,
Paying only a flat fee,
A modest budget for our servers,
Investors what else did you leave for IT?
Investors what'dya leave behind for IT?

All in all it's enough for a second hand firewall,
If we configure it it's just enough firewall....