Welcome! To my Homepage!

A list of stuff that will probably show up here:



Thanks to Neocities for bringing back the classic free website.

Imagine how much faster the entire internet would be with our modern ISPs and websites that didn't rely on MBs of CSS and video just to serve a menu?

Design Notes:

I'm bad at this, so my code is super simple and typos and other errors abound. changes may happen that make pages hard to read. Everything is a work in progress.

I am prioritizing making my code easy to read, so download the source if you want. Save As or open in a text editor, whatever works.

All thoughts and idea here are my own, but they might not be what I think now. A bunch of this is going to end up being stuff I've been working on since 1998, including abandoned ideas. I've changed as a person since then so some suff is likey outdated, problematic and cringe. I beg not your forgiveness but your understanding.

Images can be assumed to be captured from the web, ownership rights residing with their owners. Some might be modified by me, and a few might even be original works. In those rare cases, I'll try to tag them as such. Allof which to say, Feel free to use my stuff, but some of the stuff here is already how many generations removed from the rightsholder. Proceed with caution.

This website is set to a maximum width of 800 pixels for a few reasons:

  1. It's nostalgic to 800x600 monitors
  2. It's more accessible to more browsers and screens with less CSS
  3. It lets me work with the site as half my monitor width

So feel free to pop this tab out and set it to half your widescreen LCD Sci-Fi monitor width and put something else on in the other side. Or visit the page with a CRT.

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this website best viewed with both eyes open